New Year's Resolutions (2013-2014)

Ahh! It's that time of the year again - it's the End of 2013! Time for some New Year Resolutions and the same old talk about making SMART goals.

For your reference, here's some anti-SMART I found reading the all-time classic single-female-novel Bridget Jone's Diary.

I WILL NOT

   

Drink more than fourteen alcohol units a week.

   

Smoke.

   

Waste money on: pasta-makers, ice-cream machines or other culinary devices which will never use; books by unreadable literary authors to put impressively on shelves; exotic underwear, since pointless as have no boyfriend.

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I WILL

   

Stop smoking.

   

Drink no more than fourteen alcohol units a week.

   

Reduce circumference of thighs by 3 inches (i.e. 1½ inches each), using anti-cellulite diet.

   

Purge flat of all extraneous matter

   

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Happy Year's End!