Bachelor Chow!!!

PROBLEM

I like to work late into the night at the office on weekdays. But... I have to eat good stuff to keep going.
In an effort to create an alternative to f***ing snacks, McDonald's, KFC, Pizza Hut and expensive Cha Chan Ting dinners, I developed different versions of Bachelor Chow.

Recipe

Instant Bachelor Chow

Serving: 

1 Filling Dinner fit for a 2500 Calorie Diet

Ingredients:

1. 1 cup Grounded Instant Oatmeal (Your Fibre!)
2. 1 cup Milk Powder (Your Carbs & Minerals. I prefer Ensure by Abbott Nutrition.)
3. 1/2 cup Cocoa Powder (Flavor)
4. 1 cup Protein Powder (Your main Protein Source)
5. 2-3 cups water (Your Hydration)

Complementary Foods:

1. Oreos!
2. Crackers
3. Digestive Biscuits
4. Granola Bars
5. UNEXPIRED Leftover Mooncake from Office Party

Instructions:

1. Mix into a big bowl.
2. Add hot water until 2/3 full.
3. Mix with spoon.
4. Wait for it to settle.
5. Add cold water until reasonably full.
6. Serve with Complementary Foods.