Thought of the Day #17

Recently, so I found a new way to kill the appetites of my McDonalds-loving pals. Basically, this fat one was asking why I wouldn't touch the fries.

And I decided to blow off some steam.

Ever walked to the backside of any McDonald's "restaurant"? That McSmell of McRancid McOil, the occassional McCockroach you always have to be careful not to splatter, the cans of used McOil, the McExhaust McFans that always seem to be on, polluting the air with McAirPollutants and those black trashbags with the smell of every McMeals slopped together?

That's why I don't touch the sh*t.

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