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An Electric BB gun was pointed at the wall I was behind from this window one floor up from a neighboring block. I didn't get to see who it was because all his lights were off, but he had this stupid laser put on his BB gun. And he was having fun spraying at me.
The bullets came in like a hose, so I suppose he saved me $50 dollars to go and buy ammo.
Anyway. The annoying thing was that there was no one within range to shoot at other than me. The worse thing was that he was marking the position of my desk, so I couldn't play CS anymore.
Thinking the only way to do this is to shoot him back, I tried to get my pistol, which happened to be within the area he was marking. * S*** *.
I had to make a run for it. Luckily, I didn't get hit, because he was too occupied at shooting stuff in my room.
I loaded my match grade BB gun and taught him a lesson that shooting like there was no tomorrow doesn't work. Two aimed shots in less than 2 seconds hit him with instant "Diu! and "Ding lei go fai" sound effects. But after a pause to check on his rosy bruised cheeks, he resumed fire.
But that was too late, because I had closed my window and laughed at his feeble BB pellets bounce off my window. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
In the morning, I actually discovered a mass of cracked plastic BBs on the pavement outside my block. They looked identical to the pellets that filled my desk.
Let's hope the Block Management don't come up here and complain today...
2 comments:
I should begin stockpiling ammo and lube for my pistol. This guy doesn't seem like he wants to stop.
But I don't think ammo would be so important because he'll give me the ammo...
And just wait till I buy a bb shotgun... He'll see darts and pebbles and ball bearings dumping their kinetic energy into his face.
Lucky that I only have 1 window in my room, and that the block it is facing is some considerable distance away!
Plus, there is considerable wind at my height, making inter-apartment gunfights impractical.
Now that exams are over, I managed to get skype to work on my laptop. I think I'll bring it on Monday.
And I'll try my luck setting up wifi this time, now I use madwifi instead of ndiswrapper for the wifi driver.
If that doesn't work, I might have to join the dark side ... (sign the AUP)
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