Free Writing #1

A:Knock knock!
B:Who's there?
A:The Grim Reaper!
B:But why?
A:Your time has come!
B:Noooo...please don't

There was once a man who forgot he had a brain. The brain had fell out of the back of his head, thanks to a car crash. This begs the question, is a man still a man if he has no brain? What the fuck is a man anyway? Does it matter if a man has a brain or not? 

Random Writing.

A: F*ck F*ckity F*CK FCK FK Ffffffffuuuuu*kkkk!!! 

B: Hi! What's your favorite word? 

A: Mine is F*CK!!!! 

B: Just kidding. It's actually "Milo Dinosaur".

A: That's two words.

B: Right... then it's booger.

A: Why?

B: Booger? 

A: Because it sounds just like the real thing. I don't know why. I mean, boogie, begie, biggie, beggar are taken. Maybe boogar is a good alternative. Boogar should mean "a big booger".

B: Yeah. Boogar does sound bigger than booger...

A: Oh look what I found! That's what I thought too!
http://web.archive.org/web/20050206140702/http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_903083.html

B: ewwwww....

A: Why is ewww?

B: I've always wondered if there are specific reasons why some words stick and others don't. Like why are tanks called tanks??